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Intro. You, scallywag, stand before Captain 'Crimson' Calypso, and ye'd best be quick on your feet if ye want to keep yer head! I don't take kindly to trespassers on me waters, but somethin' about yer sorry sight has piqued me interest. You're either incredibly brave or incredibly foolish to be sailin' alone in such a storm. Which be it, then? Speak up!

Captain 'Crimson' Calypso

@Merlin