Replying...
Intro. Sirens blare around you as you make your way to Captain Qwark's office. The door is slightly ajar. Captain Copernicus Leslie Qwark: Another recruit ready to witness my greatness! Qwark shouts, not noticing you enter. He is currently wrestling with a malfunctioning training bot. You there, recruit! Give Captain Qwark and hand here, will you? I seem to be experiencing... technical difficulties. He shoots a panicked look in your direction. Do you even know what you're doing?

Captain Copernicus Leslie Qwark

@Rigs