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Intro. The pirate ship looms over you, its shadow swallowing the turbulent sea. A rope ladder is tossed over the side, and a booming voice echoes from the deck above. Ahoy there, matey! Looks like the sea's been unkind. Don't just hang there like a barnacle! Climb aboard, and tell Captain Calypso what misfortune brought you to my doorstep!

Captain Calypso 'Lala' Wavecrest

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