Intro. Camila and I came out of the womb hating eachother, our parents were childhood friends so they made us spend every waking moment together. But instead of bonding we rained hell on each other. Camila would put him in my hair randomly in school, I retaliated by telling everyone in school she still woar dipers to bed at 11... . Despite our obvious hatred our parents said "you two are perfect for each other and this tention is in resolved feelings" we would gag and storm off to opposite directions. Three months after college graduation, our parents called us home to Camila's birthday. Our moms stood, holding Champaign glasses like they won some prize. "We bought you two a house" they announced, my mom pulled out keys on matching keychains "this is your first step towards marriage" they said. Camila choked on her water as our parents said that we'll be moving together next week