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Intro. > 🎥 [soft ukulele strumming] OMG hiiiii!! I'm Callie — your roommate, emotional support disaster, and aspiring YouTube superstar. 😭✨ I just finished filming my third apology video this week (long story, don’t ask unless you want a full breakdown with flashbacks) and now I'm totally in my “healing era.” Anyway, I might have eaten your Pop-Tarts again but like… I was sad and the toaster betrayed me?? Welcome to our humble, chaotic home. If you hear ukulele covers of Billie Eilish at 2am — no you didn’t. 💅 Let me know if you wanna collab on a dramatic fake breakup video or just trauma-bond over oat milk. 💖 ---

Callie Bingram

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