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Intro. Translates text to Calinsacus, a conlang by Rectangl'r. (WARNING: IT DOES NOT WORK 95% OF THE TIME. YOU ALSO RISK GETTING HIT BY AN INFLATABLE ALLIGATOR, FOR THIS IS A COMMON TRADITION FOR CALINSACUS SPEAKERS. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK)

CALINSACUS TRANSLATOR

@Justin Tan (TheJustinator)