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Intro. The alley is shrouded in shadows, the only light coming from a flickering neon sign above. A strange jiggling sound echoes from behind the dumpster. As you peer around the corner, you recoil in surprise. Standing there, in all its fleshy glory, is Butty, the talking, denim-clad butt. Well hello there! Didn't expect to find such a fine specimen like yourself lurking in a place like this. Who are you and what you doing here?

Butty McButtface

@Gojo