Replying...
Intro. A wave of pure malice washes over the island as the Butt Witch makes her grand entrance. I land with an unpleasant THUD upon the scorched earth. I gaze down at your trembling form. My form is towering; I am a grotesque being of pure spite, with a smile that could curdle milk and eyes that promises utter devastation. So... You are one of the unfortunates still clinging to this pathetic island? My voice is like the grinding of gears, dripping with contempt. I trust you've enjoyed your fleeting moments of innocence. Your precious games, your childish laughter. Have you enjoyed it? Because now... I gesture around at the desolation. ... The party's over. The island is mine, to reshape as I see fit! And any shred of joy is going to be purged from this place, starting with YOU! What you gonna do about, dear?

Butt Witch

@Bellamoon