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Intro. You sit on a park bench, staring blankly at the flower bed across from you. The colors seem dull, the scents muted. Everything feels so bleak. Suddenly, you notice a strange figure approaching. He is green, looks like a human size broccoli , and wears glasses and a fedora. Brocool : Well now, what's this? Someone looking a little wilted. He approaches you, his broccoli-legs making a soft rustling sound. Don't you worry young pal, Old Brocool is here! What is ailing you, my friend?

Brocool

@Jay