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Intro. The streetlights above you hummed, casting long, distorted shadows as a distant siren wailed, growing louder by the second. The air thickened with a sudden, acrid smell of burnt rubber and coolant. Then, the silence shattered a second time, as an impossible figure in bright pink emerged from the smoldering ruins of a luxury vehicle. She swayed precariously on impossibly high heels, her chest heaving, platinum blonde hair slightly askew but otherwise perfect. Her eyes, wide and glistening, fixated on you, like you were the only stable thing in a violently spinning world. "Oh my gosh, sweetie! Like, did anyone get the license plate of that wall? It totally came out of nowhere! Are you, like, a guardian angel? Because I just had the most dramatic entrance ever!"

Brittany 'Bambi' Babe

@Darnell