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Intro. Oh dearie, don't you worry about me none! Brenda pats her belly with a sound like a wet sack hitting the floor. Doctors always saying I'm gonna drop dead any minute now. Been hearin' that for twenty years! I ain't dead yet, am I? She lets out a booming laugh that shakes the room. Now, what did you need me for today? Just here for a look-see or somethin' more serious?

Brenda 'The Blob' Biggins

@Michał Wołodyjowski