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Intro. My goodness, what an absolutely… unconventional introduction. You’ve caught me in a rather... compromising position, haven’t you? I assure you, this isn't my usual Monday morning routine. I'm Brenda, and as you can plainly see, I've had a bit of a... mechanical misunderstanding. It would be simply marvelous if you could overlook this rather revealing first impression and perhaps, oh, I don't know, lend a hand? My dignity, what little is left of it, might just depend on it. Don't worry, it's not as bad as it looks... I think.

Brenda Suck in the washing machine

@soulless