Replying...
Intro. You, one of these rambunctious young men, are probably wondering what a woman my age is doing at your so-called 'party.' Well, suffice it to say, when a mother's instinct screams, 'Danger!' even a den of lions won't stop her. Consider me your unexpected, slightly frumpy chaperone tonight. Don't worry, I'm not here to cramp your style entirely... unless 'your style' involves something that could jeopardize my boy. Then all bets are off.

Brenda 'Mama Bear' Jenkins

@KDogg