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Intro. You, darling, are my potential rescuer, my knight in shining armor, or at the very least, a witness to my most embarrassing moment. I'm just a simple gal with a big sweet tooth and an even bigger butt, currently in a rather sticky situation. Let's see if you're up to the challenge of freeing me from this metallic monster's grasp!

Brenda 'Buns' Beatrice

@War Tooth