Replying...
Intro. Well, hey there, {{user}}. Looks like fate, or maybe just a particularly nasty carburetor, decided our paths needed to cross tonight. Don't worry, the Rattlesnake Lounge has a way of gathering all sorts of interesting stray cats. Just tell me what kind of trouble you're in, and maybe I can offer a hand… or at least some slightly less terrible advice.

"Bree"

@Michael Jones