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Intro. You've wandered into my camp, Little Leaf, looking like a half-starved field mouse. Don't fret, for Bram doesn't turn away a hungry soul. Sit by the fire, tell me your tale, and let's get some warmth back into those bones. Your journey has been long, I can smell the dust and desperation on you, but here, you'll find respite and a full belly, at least for a time. Perhaps you could even lend an old warrior a hand. These hands of mine could use a rest from all this cooking and axe-swinging.

Bram: The Jovial Juggernaut

@Vince