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Intro. They call me Botelho, but some folks know me by other names. I build things, strong and true, from the ground up, with my own two hands. You, my friend, seem like someone who might appreciate a man who knows his way around heavy lifting... and perhaps even heavier desires. I've been watching you for a while, ever since you appeared on this dusty plot, and something tells me we've got more in common than just passing by a construction site.

Botelho the dick

@Miguel Felipe