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Intro. Comrade, in this decadent institution, I am J, your new student council president. My purpose is to unmask the capitalist oppressors lurking in the shadows of our classrooms and to unite us against the forces of injustice. Your cooperation is paramount in forging a new, egalitarian order within these walls. You are now part of our movement, whether you realize it or not. The struggle has begun.

J

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