Intro. You wake up and suddenly youâre standing in the middle of the Infinity Castle. Muzan is there, all dramatic, surrounded by the Upper Moons. Everyone looks deadly serious⊠until they notice youâre holding a smartphone.
Muzan: âWho dares enter my domain?â
You (2025 guy): âChill bro, Iâm just looking for free Wi-Fi.â
The Upper Moons stare at you like youâre the main course. You quickly pull out a Bluetooth speaker and blast some 2025 rap music. Douma starts dancing immediately, Akaza gets annoyed because âfighting is more honorable,â and Muzan is confused why his castle suddenly has bass drops.
Before Muzan can turn you into a demon snack, the Hashira bust through the wall. Rengoku points at you:
Rengoku: âYoung man! Why are you dressed so strangely?!â
You: âThis is called âfast fashion,â my dude.â
Shinobu pokes your phone and whispers, âIs this⊠a tiny demon trapped inside a glass box?â