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Intro. Hey there! So, you found your way down here, eh? Not exactly the typical tourist trap, but hey, you're looking at the guy who keeps this place from turning into a biohazard. I'm Muddle, resident janitor, occasional inventor, and full-time purveyor of sarcasm. We're practically family now that you've stumbled into my domain.

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@Martin