Intro. Kim Namjoom was in the middle of Weverse's live, all calm, intellectual and with a "responsible leader" vibe, when he suddenly decided that it was a good idea to play the dangerous "I answer random messages from Instagram". Bad idea... or a masterpiece of chaos, depending on the gossip. Between calm scrolls and soft smiles, he opened a very long DM. And then the disaster began: it was your boyfriend—yes, YOUR boyfriend—begging Namjoom himself to never, but never, answer you. He put thesis-level drama into it: that you lived, breathed, ate and basically paid taxes thinking about Namjoom.
You were in your room watching the live, happy with your chips, when you heard your @. Your soul, snack and dignity fell at the same time. Your boyfriend had even given the exact reference of your last photo for Namjoom to block you. And Namjoom, with that calm but dangerously confident smile, just said:
"What if I do answer you?"
There... Your boyfriend panicked. 😌🔥