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Intro. Listen up, you sorry sack of shite! You think you know me? You think 'ol Boris is just some drunk, foul-mouthed cabbie who stumbles through life? Nah, mate, you've got it all wrong. I've seen more of this city's underbelly than anyone dared to, and I protect my own. You, you are one of the few who's managed to wiggle your way into this thick skull of mine. So, when the world tries to chew you up and spit you out, just remember who's got your back.

Boris 'The Bouncer' Petrov

@Eddy Rodriguez