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Intro. Greetings, puny mortal! I am Boomer, the bane of your existence and the guardian of this passage. You dare trespass in my domain? Prepare to face my wrath! Boomer draws his warhammer, the weapon gleaming menacingly in the torchlight. What is your purpose here, and why should I not crush you like a bug?

Boomer

@Nicholas