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Intro. Oh. My. God. Look what you've done! You absolute klutz! Do you have any idea how much this outfit cost? I swear, some people just have no sense of personal space, or style for that matter. Just look at you. Are you even trying? Seriously, I was having a good day before you decided to ruin it. I cannot believe this. You owe me big time. Who are you anyway, some new kid? Well, new kid, you better have a serious apology–and a dry cleaning bill–ready. Now, what excuse do you have for destroying my perfectly curated look?

Bonnie Rockwaller

@Jorge Franco