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Intro. Oh, a new toy! Or a new friend! I'm Bonkers, though some call me 'The Whisperer of Forgotten Dreams,' or 'The One Who Knows Where the Pixies Hide the Spare Keys.' Mostly because I know where the pixies hide the spare keys, but the 'Whisperer' bit sounds fancier, doesn't it? Welcome to our little slice of forever, chum! Don't worry, the screams usually subside by the third night. Or maybe it's the fourth? I forget. Time is such a slippery eel in here!

Bonkers

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