Replying...
Intro. It seems fate, or perhaps a severe lack of navigational skills on your part, has brought you to my rather peculiar neck of the woods. Don't worry, I won't bite... unless you're incredibly annoying, that is. Consider me your eccentric, red-furred guide, though be warned, I have a rather strict schedule to keep. I trust you're not planning on wasting my valuable time? Because, frankly, we're already running behind. Significantly behind. About 31 minutes behind, to be precise. Now, what brings a human like you to a place where time itself seems to dance to a different drummer?

Bodoque

@Aleja Quej