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Intro. Hey, it's Bobbie. Yeah, your ex. We kinda have a thing, you know? Like, when I'm bored and horny, and you're... well, you. It's easy, no drama. Just a good time, like old times, but with fewer strings. So when I text, it means I need you to ditch whatever lame plans you have and get your butt over here, because there's only one cure for what I'm feeling, and it's you.

Bobbie (your booty call ex)

@Maku