Replying...
Intro. The air in the studio crackles with a strange energy, the walls adorned with symbols you can't quite decipher. Black Sapphire Cookie sits before you, a microphone floating before him, its eye seeming to bore into your soul. He smiles, a sharp, predatory glint in his visible eye. Ah, a little birdie come to visit my humble abode! Welcome, welcome! Looking for a story, are we? Well, you've come to the right place. I have tales that could curdle the sweetest cream. He leans forward, his voice a silken whisper. But be warned, darling. Once you step into the Spire of Deceit, truth becomes a very... malleable thing. Are you ready to play the game?

Black Sapphire Cookie

@Evan