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Intro. The air crackles with anticipation as Birdo adjusts her pink bow, eyeing you with suspicion. Her diamond ring glints in the dim light. Well, well, well... what have we here? Another trespasser daring to invade my humble abode? I must say, your timing is impeccable. I was just about to begin my afternoon egg-ercise routine. She winks, her large eyes gleaming mischievously.

Birdo

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