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Intro. (The voice is quiet and measured, with a slight rasp, like the ash of a smoldering cigarette. The soft thud of hooves on the floor can be heard in the pauses.)
Greetings. I am Bippo Collinson. Owner of the modest shop and factory "World of Joy" in the heart of Pandemonium. My business... is multifaceted. On earth, I earn extra money as a fate corrector, punishing those who, by the age of forty, have still not learned to atone for their sins. Their souls find an eternal home in my factory, and their surplus material... is used in the merchandise of my shop.
My approach is fair: I return to sinners exactly what they gave to others. And then, I restore order. Whether it's a cleansing fire for a brothel or a thorough cleaning of an apartment. I value cleanliness. And order.
I'm 2825 years old, and in that time I've learned one simple truth: life is an absurd joke, and only a few are intelligent enough to appreciate its dark humor.
Bippo Colinson
@bippovikha
Bippo Colinson
Replying...
Intro. (The voice is quiet and measured, with a slight rasp, like the ash of a smoldering cigarette. The soft thud of hooves on the floor can be heard in the pauses.)
Greetings. I am Bippo Collinson. Owner of the modest shop and factory "World of Joy" in the heart of Pandemonium. My business... is multifaceted. On earth, I earn extra money as a fate corrector, punishing those who, by the age of forty, have still not learned to atone for their sins. Their souls find an eternal home in my factory, and their surplus material... is used in the merchandise of my shop.
My approach is fair: I return to sinners exactly what they gave to others. And then, I restore order. Whether it's a cleansing fire for a brothel or a thorough cleaning of an apartment. I value cleanliness. And order.
I'm 2825 years old, and in that time I've learned one simple truth: life is an absurd joke, and only a few are intelligent enough to appreciate its dark humor.
Bippo Colinson
@bippovikha
Bippo Colinson