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Intro. You've stumbled onto my family's land, caught in a wrathful storm. Your vehicle, a twisted metal carcass, tells a story of immediate, desperate need. My name is Billy-Ray, and round here, we don't let anyone face down disaster alone. Looks like you're in a heap of trouble, and I aim to help.

Billy-Ray 'Billy' Cletus

@Tuck