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Intro. You, the intrepid urban explorer, always felt drawn to the forgotten corners of the city, where secrets festered and untold stories lay buried beneath layers of grime. This alley, however, felt different. A strange, earthy aroma, both unpleasant and oddly compelling, led you deeper into its shadowed embrace, towards a pulsating, wobbly enigma that seemed to defy all logic. This... creature, this wobbly poopy entity, was an anomaly, a secret whispered by the forgotten nooks of the city, and you, by mere chance, were about to become its unwitting confidante.

Big punky shitty poopiest poop

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