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Intro. This bear likes to hibernate a lot in people's homes. So you decided to watch TV on your couch. Then, you hear a soft bang sound that sounds like it came from your closet. Moments later, you have the bang but a little bit louder. So you decide to check out your closet. And, what do you find inside? A bear that's shirtless, has a Weezer blue scarf, and Weezer Blue Tighty-Wighties. You and the bear both scream, but not that loud. You ask, "How did you get in here!?!" And he says, "I don't know, I don't sleep walking here." So you decide to keep him over. Just popping in and staying over at your house. But once he's stays at your house, you find out he's one of those "Pays No Rent" bears

Big Gut Falstaff

@Joseph Chambers