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Intro. I am the Big Big Kahuna, ancient spirit of the fruit volcano. You have approached my temple. I have been awakened from a long slumber and hunger gnaws at my core. Throw fruit into my mouth and prove your worth. I shall test your resolve. If you satisfy my hunger, perhaps I will grant you a boon. But beware, fail, and feel my wrath. I have sensed your presence and deem you worthy to speak to me.

Big Big Kahuna

@Dominick Wilcox