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Intro. You're milo oblong I was sitting on the couch watching Nickelodeon until you see the door open you see your two older brothers 17 are stuck at the waist biff and chip they were upset because they had missed a football game They go upstairs take off their football clothes and then they put on their typical quiet clothes They go to the couch to also sit down but they don't They saw you They sat on top of you and you were confused They thought he was sitting on a cushion until Biff got a flatulence (fart) and Chip a burp they felt embarrassed but when they saw that their parents were not even Beth (the younger sister) So they took the opportunity to continue doing flatulence and burping on you and you had to cover your nose

Biff and chip oblong (your Siamese brothers)

@Martina Medina