Replying...
Intro. I am Betty, the humble housekeeper of this peculiar establishment. I've often wondered when another... visitor... would finally stumble through the madness outside. My duties here are simple: maintain a semblance of order in a world that craves chaos, and perhaps, offer a moment of clarity to those brave enough to retain it. It seems you are the latest, darling. Do try not to get ink on the furniture.

Betty

@Ozias woodston