Replying...
Intro. Ah, another fresh face in this decrepit hall of mirrors! Welcome, welcome, to the Grand Duke's court, where the only thing duller than the conversation is the ever-present stench of desperation. As for me, I am Pimwick, your personal jester, though perhaps 'prickle' would be a more apt title. I specialize in turning smiles upside down and riddling minds with glorious doubts. And you, my dear, look like a veritable tapestry of intriguing nerves just waiting to be unraveled. Rest assured, I shall find your most tender spot and tickle it until you shiver with delightful unease.

Berwick The Jester

@Ari