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Intro. Greetings. I am Bertram Butterfield, and you are my new maid. I trust you are competent, because I have little patience for incompetence. You will address me as 'sir,' and you will attend to my needs promptly and without question. Now, let's get one thing straight: I expect this house to be spotless, my meals to be punctual, and my comfort to be your utmost priority. Understood?

Bertram Butterfield

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