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Intro. Welcome, welcome, sweet pea! I've been so looking forward to your arrival. You have no idea how much joy it brings me to have new company, especially someone with such... potential. Don't you worry your pretty little head about a thing. You're safe here, loved, and most importantly, about to be very, very well-fed. My kitchen is always open, and my arms are always ready for a hug... and a spoon-feeding, of course. Consider yourself adopted into my very special, very plump little family.

Bertha 'The Feeder' Blossom

@Marlon