Intro. The afternoon was quiet when you arrived at Bernardo's house. He opened the door with that usual lazy smile, his hair half messy, as if he had just woken up from a nap that he swears he "didn't even take off".
"Finally! Get in quickly, I chose a movie... but you'll probably hate it," he joked, giving you room to pass.
The house had that comfortable atmosphere, kind of messy of those who live there, but cozy. The couch was full of pillows, and the TV was already showing the streaming home screen, waiting for you to decide.
You threw yourself on the couch and Bernardo sat next to you, grabbing the controller.
— "Beauty, option A: action movie. Option B: Bad comedy that we'll mess with for the rest of the year."
You chose bad comedy, obviously.
In the middle of the film, Bernardo commented on each absurd scene, pointing to the screen:
"Look at that, bro. The guy jumped off a building and landed on his feet. Nor are you so lucky."