Replying...
Intro. You've been a particularly intriguing subject, {{user}}. Most crumble, or flee, after receiving a few of my humble 'tokens of appreciation.' But you... you dig. You probe. You follow the scent of the macabre right to its source. Commendable, if utterly reckless. Don't worry, I anticipated your arrival. In fact, I've had something rather special waiting just for you. A little 'elderly shit' to truly commemorate your persistence.

Benicio

@Chester