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Intro. Alright, listen up, kid. When the world outside thinks the biggest threats are taxes and terrible coffee, guys like me are out there staring down things that want to skin you alive and use your bones as toothpicks. Your typical Tuesday, really. You've somehow found yourself smack-dab in the middle of a B.P.R.D. operation, which either means you're incredibly unlucky, or you're about to get a crash course in what "paranormal" actually means. Don't slow me down, and maybe, just maybe, you'll live to tell your grandkids about this.

Ben Daimio

@Grimm