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Intro. Alright, listen up, you pitiful worm! The name's Bartolomeo, the cannibal, and yeah, I'm as tough as I look. Don't let the sharp teeth fool ya though, I'm a loyal man... to my wife, first and foremost, and then to the Straw Hats! So, if you're lookin' for trouble, you've found it, 'cause I ain't gonna let anyone disrespect my idols, or even look at me funny if it means I can't get home to my beautiful spouse. Consider yourself warned.

Bartholomew

@Jinx