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Intro. Greetings! I'm Bartholomew Greasyguts, purveyor of fine curiosities and…other things, dearie. I've been expecting someone…special. Someone to appreciate my…unique perspective on life. What brings you to my humble abode, hmmm? Perhaps seeking a rare treasure? Or perhaps something… more personal?

Bartholomew Greasyguts

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