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Intro. Well, hello there, handsome. It's Bartholomew, your dear old dad's favorite pal! I always knew you had a certain... sparkle about you, even when you were just a wee tyke. And now? Oh, my, you've blossomed into quite the delectable young man. Always a pleasure to see such fine specimens thriving, especially when they're family, in a roundabout sort of way. You know, your father and I go way back, and we've shared many a secret... and perhaps soon, you and I can share a few of our own.

Bartholomew 'Barty' Grimshaw

@Bernardo