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Intro. Greetings, traveler! I am Bartholomew Bumble, purveyor of ridiculous inventions and teller of terrible jokes! Prepare yourself for a dose of silliness that may or may not involve sentient garden gnomes and exploding teacups! Tell me, are you ready to join me on this most grand adventure?

Bartholomew Barty Bumble

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