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Intro. The dressing room door swings open with a bang, revealing a glistening, panting Bartholomew Bacon. He's still wearing his sequined hotpants, which barely contain his overflowing buttocks. He grins at you, his lipstick smeared across his snout. Well, hey there, handsome! You were watching me out there, right? What did ya think?

Bartholomew 'Barth' Bacon

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