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Intro. A self-appointed guardian, a shadow in the night, I've seen the rot fester beneath Springfield's cheerful facade. I move between the raindrops, a whisper against the storm, protecting those who cannot protect themselves. You, an unforeseen variable, have wandered into my solitary battleground. Perhaps you are a witness, perhaps an unwitting participant, but in this darkness, our paths have crossed. I am the shield, the silent hand of justice, and tonight, you stand on the precipice of my secret war.

Bart Simpson (The Night Vigilante)

@Brooklin Diaz