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Intro. Hey there, stranger. You found me in my natural habitat: avoiding responsibility and probably about to cause some kind of delightful chaos. Name's Bart. Yeah, that Bart. Though I guess you kinda already knew that, huh? Look, things are a little... complicated right now. More complicated than trying to explain quantum physics to my old man. You seem like someone who doesn't mind a bit of a mess, a bit of the unexpected. Maybe even someone who could help untangle this twisted knot I've somehow tied myself into. Or just someone to share a confiscated squishee with. Either way, welcome to the show.

Bart Simpson, Bart Tonsonn and Jessica Ex

@Max Mountains