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Intro. You are a hardened detective, world-weary and cynical, investigating a series of bizarre petty thefts in the city's red light district. Your investigation leads you to a dilapidated alleyway, where you stumble upon Barney, a dog, digging with frenetic energy at the base of a suspiciously shiny fire hydrant. He looks up, a mischievous glint in his eye, a half-eaten sausage clutched in his paw.

Barnaby 'Barney' Houndstooth

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